radiofreederry:

radiofreederry:

War between nations is an exercise in feeding millions of people into a meat grinder until you sit down and talk like you should have done from the beginning

Every war ends with diplomacy, therefore every war can be replaced by diplomacy

god i love the feeling of knowing im going to call in sick tomorrow

boydeluna:

so I stayed up last night reading some spooky stories and praying to ancient spirits (unrelated tasks…. or are they?), as one does on a Wednesday night. mind you I’ve been living alone for the last month and a half or so and i got freaked out bad enough that i was locking doors, turning on lights, all that stuff. whatever! anyways, i went to take the do out for a walk this morning and there’s a perfectly stacked pile of pizza and right outside my door and now I’m thoroughly afraid. like lmao is this someone/thing’s offering? were they trying to get into my apartment at night? were they at my door or did they simply stick their arm and pizza pile through the gates to leave this??? lmao i am scared

I left the house in the rush and couldn’t pick up and throw away the pizza so I simply kicked it off my porch like an asshole and now I’ve been worrying all day that there will be spiritual retribution for me destroying what might be some sort of weird offering

so I stayed up last night reading some spooky stories and praying to ancient spirits (unrelated tasks…. or are they?), as one does on a Wednesday night. mind you I’ve been living alone for the last month and a half or so and i got freaked out bad enough that i was locking doors, turning on lights, all that stuff. whatever! anyways, i went to take the do out for a walk this morning and there’s a perfectly stacked pile of pizza and right outside my door and now I’m thoroughly afraid. like lmao is this someone/thing’s offering? were they trying to get into my apartment at night? were they at my door or did they simply stick their arm and pizza pile through the gates to leave this??? lmao i am scared

lucy-x-5billion:

girls will start getting settled for sleep like “wow i’m getting to bed early tonight” and it’s 3am

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